I am Jack's Water Treatment Plant
July 17, 2003
"Well, I gotta tell ya... I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. And this buttoned-down Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and coworkers. This might be someone you've known for years... someone very... very... close to you."