Spare Tyres
February 9, 2004
I've been gaining weight steadily since I left Australia, because... well, I've been eating like a pig and I haven't been exercising. That's about it. I could try and blame North America's junk food industry, the winter freeze, my lack of gym funds or even my girlfriend's excellent home cooking, but that would just be a load of thick, glutinous lard. So it's going to be no more Turtles Ice Cream and a monthly membership at the local gym. It's quite a nice place, and it's even open 24 hours.